Funny Pizza Box Messages

 Thinking Dino

He has so many questions. Like
?If I'm such a good artist, why am I working at a pizza place

 

 Got the Scale Wrong

What an amazing life-sized drawing of a giraffe fighting a unicorn! You got us, THIS TIME

 

XOXO

How was your order? It was...PERFECT

 

Abraham Lincoln <3's Pizza 

No, Abraham Lincoln! This is OUR pizza. You didn't even chip in

 

Penguin Problems

! They're our new best friends, so just say it looks good

 

T-Rex 

Hey, good to know! We will make sure to keep those grippers away from our T-Rex

 

 !Telling Them Like it Is

Pizza box messages are the perfect place to completely burn someone. They can't fight back! Now, enjoy this pizza. It will make you feel better

 

 Deepest Darkest Secret

This pizza man pours his heart out when he uses the box to confess. We're here for you, pizza man. Wherever you are

 

 !Epic Pizza 

They are VERY confident about the quality of their pizza

 

 Friendly Advice

Here's some friendly advice from the pizza place you order from EVERY night. Thanks, pizza people. Thanks

 

 !Very Nice

 ! Hey, if you can't draw, at least you can print