Shocking news
?!Like "noticing" that man in the red suit really isn't Santa Claus.. kids know
Not good even for "friends
When you think about it.. sticking your "foot" in your mouth is worse than wearing a mouth full of BRACES
He got what he asked for
Funny Pics! What's in that pic.. that green thing?! Maybe next time, he'll learn not to ask random internet acquaintances for pictures
Lost in Translation
This is an example of one of the most dramatic differences between the two English languages across the pond
Good Excuse
!"Lent" comes in handy when making up excuses especially with clandestine meetings