#1 Celeb Comparison
This texter must have been pretty frustrated to breakup after his/her ex picked apart the celebrity
comparisons! If that was enough to end the relationship it couldn't have been too good to begin with
comparisons! If that was enough to end the relationship it couldn't have been too good to begin with
#2 Ambiguous Breakup
We still good? Guess not<3 What a confusing mix of signals to send! Poor Blakeyyy!
#3 Bye.
XXX wrote such a long, thought-out message but ended it so abruptly! At least she wished her ex well...
#4 Dumpsville
This breakup sounds like a bad joke out of 6th grade. Although corny, as least it wasn't a boring breakup.
#5 Magic Trick Breakup
This breakup text technique, although not so polite, is at least efficient! Guess he wasn't so serious when he saved the name as GF<3!
#6 It's Time To See Other People
Sorry but you're not worth my time to even call you and break up with you. Have a nice life though.
#7 The Wrong Number Breakup
Wake up in the morning and find this on your phone one is set up to have a bad day for sure. This is an easy and most definitely funniest way to break up with someone. Something tells us this was no accident.
#8 First Comes Love, Then A Breakup
It's sad that a break up is done over a text but what is more sad is that it is a husband who is in the next room! 'Sorry hon, it wasn't meant for you so um what's for dinner?'
#9 Bad Hair Day
This is proof that bad hair days are real. And apparently the root of all relationship problems.
#10 The Insecure Break Up
It's sad that a person hopes their boo thang is breaking up with them because they are too scared to do it themselves.
#11 How This BreakUp Text Sound?
We can only guess the response to this text. *dropsmic or crickets. Thank god this person is not doing it face to face.
#12 Knock-Knock...Whose There?....Single Life
A person would not know if they want to laugh or throw their phone if this message showed up on their phone. It's a way to make light of things I guess if you have a sick sense of humor.
#13 Oh Baby!
Learn how to spell before you try to pretend that the person who text you has the wrong number.
#14 By The Way....How Are You Taking The Breakup?
When you let your best friend know he/she is about to break up with someone make sure you tell them not to say a thing until you actually call them and say it's over. It is a good way to get out of breaking up with the other person face to face.
#15 The Grow Up Then We Can Talk Text
Wow! What a great way to get dumped through a text and to find out your stuff will probably be outside if you attempt to come home is pretty embarrassing!
#16 ILY a.k.a. I'm Leaving You!
Be really careful what you ask for. Everyday there is a new way of shortening sentences on texts so I would suggest getting to know all of the lingo so you will not have one of these moments.
#17 Your Father Made Me Do It! Breakup Text
It's uber embarrassing when you call your girl by the wrong name, it's especially embarrassing when the father gets the message instead. 'Are you sure you didn't name her Caitlin?'
#18 You Will Never Find Another!
That is the first thing a lot of people say after getting dumped in an embarrassing way. Perfect response - 'duh, that's the point of the breakup!' Classic
