There have been too many red flags since time immemorial that have constantly reminded us that straight people are annoying and need to be stopped. Sometimes, well, most of the time, heterosexual is synonymous with the word annoying. The words go hand in hand, just as they do when they take over the sidewalk and walk at a snail's pace while you're rushing to work
This is a revolution against the revolting actions of straight people like their nauseating Facebook wall posts while they're sitting right beside each other or their horrible public displays of affection that no one wants to see
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This Facebook presence
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There's actually more to that (awfully one-sided) Facebook conversation, unfortunately
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They take their passions a bit too far. She can now match her boyfriend with her favorite leather purse
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This Halloween costume should never have ever happened. Ever
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They do things like this which no one needs to ever do
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And they take prom pictures like this
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And this
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Oh, and this
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This is how they prowl for mates
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. And this is their idea of wooing
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This is their romantic venue of choice
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They get their names tattooed on each other after one month
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Because girls like this:
!RUN, FRANKLIN, RUN
