Fore-Real
These forehead piercings look like they were installed with a nail gun. How do you sleep in those things
Wolverine
It takes a special someone to conceive of a piercing that's just as painful for themselves as it must be for their friends
Before seeing this row of painful piercings we didn't even know that "lime tree trapped in a man's body was a thing. And apparently this is the surgery you get for it
Pedal On
Yes ladies and gentlemen, that is a bicycle pierced through that guy's face. I don't know whether to start with "how" or "why
Don't Touch Me
? Did you know that your fingertips are some of the most sensitive nerve-dense parts of your body
Uvul-ugh
It's hard to look at this without activating your gag reflex. We bet that piercer has seen more than one plate of cookies tossed
Eye, Eye, Eye
If a particle of dust in your eye can make you blink and weep like a nutter what must an eyelid piercing feel like...every time you blink
Headache
We don't know exactly how you get those piercings in but we bet it involves a general anesthetic
Smelly
These piercings aren't what look terribly painful. It's that cold, dry, burning sinus sensation this guy's got to feel with every breath
Tongue
Did you know that the tongue consists of eight muscles that are all very strong for their size? Did you also know that the tongue feels pain? Horrible lisping pain
... So Many
When we were kids we used to count bottles of beer on the wall when we were bored. If counting piercings is the new version of that we're going to go find something to do
Busy
Which one of these painful-looking piercings do you think hurt the most? My bet is on all of them -- every single one
I Can't Understand You
I didn't even know you could pierce that. By the way, that little strip of skin is called the frenulum linguae and it's extra hard to pronounce when you put a metal spike through it
